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The DaVinci
While a girl is on her ...
Published : 09.30.1999
Rate: 2.85

F.U.P.A.
This an acronym describing one of the most revolting ...
Published : 09.29.1999
Rate: 2.95

Wet Morning Bugle
When a guy is sleeping in the morning he obviously has morning wood ...
Published : 09.28.1999
Rate: 3.28

Dragon
While recieving oral sex from a female, at the time...
Published : 09.26.1999
Rate: 3.02

DDF
Acronym that refers to someone who may seem ...
Published : 09.25.1999
Rate: 2.95

Anal Boot
When you take a pitcher of ...
Published : 09.24.1999
Rate: 3.22

Cisco Freeze
A sexual tactic performed while ...
Published : 09.12.1999
Rate: 2.68

Elephant Walk
Typically a college or frat ritual where you'd stick your ...
Published : 09.10.1999
Rate: 3.14

Bull Elephant Moon
A man bending over to moon someone with his pants...
Published : 09.06.1999
Rate: 3.00

Jim Henson
When you fist someone and physically lift them off the ...
Published : 09.01.1999
Rate: 3.17

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