"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it." -George W. Bush, speaking to Catholic leaders at the White House, Jan. 31, 2001
"I've only scratched the iceberg." Andre Agassim in 1990, on his career
#21 Almonds are part of the peach family.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her belly jiggle is the first perpetual motion machine!
Q. How do you know you're really ugly? A. Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.
May 21, 2013
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