"We ought to make the pie higher." - South Carolina Republican Debate, Feb. 15, 2000
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark
#136 Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.
Yo Mama ...
is so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Q: What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian? A: One's a snack cracker.
April 24, 2014
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