"Tommy is a good listener, and he's a pretty good actor, too. He can get things done. Action man, we call him." —Bush, referring to Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy ThompsonSource: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
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