"He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be."-On Rudy Giuliani, The Edge With Paula Zahn, May 18, 2000
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is so stupid that she is sold the car for gas money.
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Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts? A: Her navel.
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