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George W. Bush
 
"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says: Fool me once, shame on [pause] shame on you. [Pause] Fool me [long, uncomfortable, agonizing pause] you can't get fooled again."Source: The Washington Post, "The Reliable Source," Lloyd Grove, Sept. 18, 2002
 
 

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"When I was in Boy Scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#228 THere is a town in South Dakota named 'Tea'.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
so ugly when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What does Bill Clinton tell Hillary right after sex?
A: I'll be home in 15 minutes.
 
 



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The word "girl" appears only once in the Bible.