"It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then."-From a 1994 interview, as quoted in First Son by Bill Minutaglio
"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." Winston Churchill
#117 The starfish is the only animal that can turn its stomach inside out.
Yo Mama ...
is so old her is social security number is 1!
Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
May 19, 2013
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