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  • "And if one of those jobs are created, we must have a system which trains people for the jobs which actually exist." —Bush, discussing employment training Source: U.S. Newswire, "Remarks by the President on Employment Training," June 17, 2003

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    "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
    — Billy Crystal, Comedian

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    #217 Blackboard chalk contains no chalk.

    Yo Mama ...
    so ugly she's the cover girl for iodine.

    One Liners
    Q: Why do women have tits?
    A: So men will talk to them.

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