"The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who willnot stain the house."-Des Moines Register debate, Iowa, Jan. 15, 2000
"Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure." Ambrose Bierce
#110 Frogs never drink.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Q. What goes, "click - click - click - click - click - click. Did I get it?" A. Stevie Wonder with a Rubik's Cube.
May 19, 2013
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