"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of SaddamHussein, the history of Saddam Hussein and his willingness to terrorizehimself." Source: The Washington Post, "With Edwards, White House Shows First-StrikeCapability," Dana Milbank, Feb. 11, 2003
"I lost a button hole." Steven Wright, Comedian
#193 The year that read the same upside down was 1961. That won't happen again until 6009.
Yo Mama ...
so fat she don't have cellulite she's got cellu-heavy!
Q: What are the three words women hate to hear most when having sex? A: "Honey, I'm home!"
April 17, 2014
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