"We're now saying, democracy must flourish. And as I recall from my history, it took us quite a while here in the United States, but nevertheless we are making progress." Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraq's transformation to democracy
"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less." Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
#142 Hawaii is the only U.S. state never to report a temperature of zero degrees F or below.
Yo Mama ...
is so nasty skunks run from her
Q: What are the longest three years of a Florida football player's life? A: His freshman year.
March 11, 2014
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