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George W. Bush
 
"Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open." -George W. Bush, at the swearing-in ceremony for Secretary of Agriculture Ann Veneman, March 2, 2001
 
 

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"The only time I want to talk to a woman when I'm naked is if I'm on top of her or she's on top of me."
— Former Tigers pitcher Jack Morris on female sportswriters
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#16 The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, She uses the swimming pool as a toilet!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. Where does virgin wool come from?
A. Ugly sheep.
 
 



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In Finland, the amount of your speeding ticket is based on how much money you make! (Recently a man who had an annual income of $7 million was issued a speeding ticket for $116,000.00.)