"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." - Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001
"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer." Homer Simpson
#123 Beavers were once the size of bears.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A: A different bar.
March 12, 2014
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