"I believe if you want to be negative you always can, no matter how hard you try." - Internationally televised News Event, June 15, 2004
"I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple." Al Gore, when asked about his illegal fundraising activities that took place in a Buddhist temple
#29 On average a human will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she walks down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!"
Q. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? A. Because they have cotton balls.
December 11, 2013
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