"It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce." -George W. Bush, at the Summit of the Americas in Quebec City, April 21, 2001
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." George Burns
#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
April 24, 2014
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