"Do you have blacks, too?" Bush, speaking to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso. Source: Salon.com, "Bushed," Jake Tapper, June 20, 2002
"I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did.Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars"." Steven Wright, Comedian
#205 For every human being in the world there is approximately one chicken.#206 Over 1 million earths would fit inside the sun.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence.
December 11, 2013
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