"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill." - Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003
"I do have dreams and nightmares, but when I wake up I instantly forget them and I wipe the sheet clean." Michael Billington, on Radio 4 Live (UK)
#59 Brain waves can be used to power an electric train.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Q. Why do hippos always make love under water? A. Well how else do you keep a nine-pound clitoris wet?
July 28, 2014
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