"I don't bring God into my life to - to, you know, kind of be a political person." - Interview with Tom Brokaw aboard Air Force One, April 24, 2003
"If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them." Ted Turner, on selling off his losing properties
#60 A tongue is the fastest healing part of the body.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she's got her own area code!
Q. What's the difference between an elephant and an old Italian woman? A. About 50lbs and a black dress
March 10, 2014
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