"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001
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#123 Beavers were once the size of bears.
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is so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
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Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
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