"Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things.. Anti-immigrant, for example. And we're not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. We're a party that welcomes people."-campaigning in Cleveland, July 1, 2000
"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me." Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model
#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she was zoned for commercial development
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
March 8, 2014
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