"In the last 32 months, history has placed great demands on our country, and events have come quickly."Bush, speaking from Carlisle, Virginia, May 24, 2004
"The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les." Steven Wright, Comedian
#207 Before 1687 clocks were made with only an hour hand.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.
Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can sleep with a light on.
April 17, 2014
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A wedding ring is generally exempt by law from inclusion among the assets in a bankruptcy estate. That means that a wedding ring can't be seized by creditors, no matter how much the bankrupt person owes.