"Our nation must come together to unite." - Tampa, Fla., June 4, 2001
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"Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad." — Donald Trump to Larry king, while appearing on King's radio show
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#70 A "jiffy" is actually 1/100 of a second.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
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Q. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A. Nacho cheese.
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