"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead." -George W. Bush, May 11, 2001
"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex? ... Me neither." Steve Martin
#5 Camels have 3 eyelids.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
August 1, 2014
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