"I'm so pleased to be able to say hello to Bill Scranton. He's one of the great Pennsylvania political families." - Drexel Hill, Penn., Sept. 15, 2003
"Warning: Never use while sleeping." Warning with hair dryer, cited in US News & World Report
#53 The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Q. What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison? A. Conductor.
May 19, 2013
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