"I appreciate people's opinions, but I'm more interested in news. And the best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world." Bush, redefining "objectivity." Source: CNN, "Bush 'Not Paying Attention' to Democratic Race: President Getting His News From Aides," Sept. 23, 2003
" I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. " Fry and Laurie
#183 The Capitol building in Washington DC has 365 steps to represent every day of the year.
Yo Mama ...
lips is so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Q. Did you hear about the Polish Special Forces? A. They raided Macy's because they heard Bed Linen was on the 4th floor.
March 12, 2014
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