"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."-Hilton Head, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000
"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/20/92 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)
#101 About half of all Americans are on a diet at any given time.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she put a penny in a gumball machine and waited for change.
Q. What song did ABBA re-write for her death? A. Decomposing Queen.
August 1, 2014
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