"One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a - a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone." - Denver, CO. Aug. 14, 2001
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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