"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001
"You guys line up alphabetically by height. You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
#124 Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milk shake on layaway.
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
July 22, 2014
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