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"Sometimes Washington is one of these towns where the people who think they've got the sharp elbows are the most effective person."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Participates in a Terrell-for-Senate Luncheon," Dec. 3, 2002

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"A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything done in the morning: We're government workers!"
— Jay Leno, Comedian

Snapple Facts
#224 America's 1st roller coaster was built in 1827 to carry coal froma a mine to boats below.

Yo Mama ...
so ugly when a baby, she was breast fed through a straw!

One Liners
Q: What do Rubik's Cubes and penises have in common?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get.

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Top Goofs

1 Edita Vilkeviciute 4.00
2 Veronika Zemanova 4.00
3 Dylan Penn 4.00
4 Yvonne Decarlo 3.00
5 Polaroid 3.00
6 Decision Time 3.00
7 Holiday Spirit 3.00
8 Christmas Boobies 3.00
9 Female Cougar Sleeping in a Tree 3.00
10 Where did the Texas longhorn logo idea come from? 3.00


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1 Spread Eagles 4.95
2 Flappers 4.95
3 By The Pool 4.95
4 Fishing Trip 4.93
5 More Christina Ricci 4.93
6 Sweet 4.68
7 Unsanitary Vegetables 4.68
8 A Variety Of Eagles 4.61
9 Baywatch's Krista Allen 4.60
10 This Is Heaven 4.59


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Goofball Facts
St. Paul, Minnesota was originally called Pigs Eye after a man who ran a saloon there.