"The fact that he relies on facts...says things that are not factual...are going to undermine his campaign."-New York Times, March 4, 2000
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/11/89
#91 There are more telephones then people in Washington D.C.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: A bingo machine.
July 26, 2014
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