"My answer is bring them on." - On Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003
"I can not tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity." Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House of Representatives
#56 1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Q. Why did the Police Department fire all their gay detectives? A. They kept blowing all their cases.
July 22, 2014
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