"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' -George W. Bush, Feb. 21, 2001
"Line up alphabetically, according to your height." Casey Stengel
#19 Children grow faster in the spring.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She put on a gray dress, and an admiral boarded her!
Q. What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding night? A. His last name.
April 18, 2014
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