"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."-In Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." Vice President Dan Quayle, 11/30/88
#94 Lizards communicate by doing push-ups.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? A: Everyone has the same DNA.
May 19, 2013
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