"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002
"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty." sign in a Budapest zoo
#62 The lifespan of a tastebud is 10 days.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Q. What's the hardest part of rollerblading? A. Telling your dad you're gay.
July 28, 2014
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