"Every woman in Iraq is better off because the rape rooms and torture chambers of Saddam Hussein are forever closed." Bush, remarks on "Efforts to Globally Promote Women's Human Rights," March 12, 2004
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
#147 Panama is the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise on the Pacific and set on the Atlantic.
Yo Mama ...
is like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Q: Why can`t lesbians put on makeup and diet at the same time? A: Because it`s hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay sitting on your face!
April 24, 2014
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