"The fact that he relies on facts...says things that are not factual...are going to undermine his campaign."-New York Times, March 4, 2000
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"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." — Vice President Dan Quayle
Snapple Facts
#91 There are more telephones then people in Washington D.C.
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is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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