"Whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor just like they'd like to be called themselves." - Washington, Oct. 8, 2003
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?" Linda Ellerbee
#48 Cats can hear ultrasound.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, To her, 'light food' means under four tons!
Q. How do we know that the bikini was invented for orthodox Jews? A. It separates the meat from the dairy sections
March 11, 2014
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