"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000
"90% I'll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10% I'll probably waste." Phillies pitcher Tug McGraw in 1975 on how he would spend his $75,000 salary.
#82 August has the highest percent of births.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Irishman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What, is this some kind of joke??"
May 20, 2013
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