"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well." -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001
"I am in favor of it, as long as it is multiple choice." Former NBA player Kurt Rambus on taking drug tests.
#22 Alaska has the highest percentage of people who walk to work.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she goes to the circus, she sees the big top and asks, "Where can I try that on?!"
Q. What do you call a smart blonde? A. A golden retriever.
July 24, 2014
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