"I've been to war [sic]. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war." -- Bush, flat out lying in 2002.
"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose." Deep Thought, Jack Handy
#118 Honeybees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans.
Yo Mama ...
is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo.
December 9, 2013
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