"In 2000, alone, obesity costs totaled the country an estimated cost of $117 billion." Bush, promoting his Health and Fitness Initiative Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he canget me five." Steven Wright, Comedian
#211 The average koala sleeps 22 hours each day.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.