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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."—Bush, speaking about terrorism and poverty Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "The President's News Conference WithPresident Macapagal-Arroyo of the Philippines," May 26, 2003
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"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'"
— Larry Miller, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#68 The longest one syllabled word is "screeched".
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
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One Liners |
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Q. What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A. Polaroids
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