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	George W. Bush
	"I don't speak ill of anybody in the process here. I think if you went back and looked at my comments, you will see I don't attack." —Bush, in the same interview. (The Washington Post reported on Feb. 20 that the Bush re-election campaign will spend "tens of millions of dollars" on a negative ad campaign focusing on the likely Democratic nominee, Sen. John Kerry.)

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	"People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

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	#143 "Q" is the only letter in the alphabet not appearing in the name of any U.S. state.

	Yo Mama ...
	is like the pillsbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!

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	Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? A: Lexington, Kentucky . .He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

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