"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."-Speaking during "PERSEVERENCE Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemingway
#107 You burn more calories sleeping then watching TV.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Q. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A. It's called, Sosumi.
April 16, 2014
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