"You know, let me talk about Al Qaida just for a second. I made the statement that we're dismantling senior management, and we are. Our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi--Ramzi alshibh or whatever that guy's name was."Bush, at a July 30 press conference Source: Washington Post, July 30, 2003
"I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Everyonce in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I mighthave written that."" Steven Wright, Comedian
#210 1.3 billion pounds of peanuts are produced in Georgia each year.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she looks like she's been bobbing for French fries!
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A: Their balls are just for decoration.
July 28, 2014
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