"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
"He's the ugliest woman I have ever seen in my life." Shaquille O'Neal on Dennis Rodman.
#24 The state of maine has 62 lighthouses.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks!
Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? A. 45 lbs.
March 9, 2014
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