"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead." -George W. Bush, May 11, 2001
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen
#5 Camels have 3 eyelids.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
July 24, 2014
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