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George W. Bush
  • "And then we'll be going to Goree Island, where I'll be giving a speech about race, race in the world, race as it relates to Africa and America. And we're in the process of writing it. I can't give you any highlights of the speech yet because I, frankly, haven't seen it." —Bush, discussing preparations for his trip to Africa Source: White House, "President Bush Discusses Upcoming Africa Trip with Reporters Remarks by the President in Roundtable Interview with African Print Journalists," July 3, 2003

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    #214 Giraffes can link their own eyes.

    Yo Mama ...
    so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out.

    One Liners
    Q: Why do men die before their wives?
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