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"The proposal we've proposed will save him nearly $2,400 every year."—Bush, in another display of the depth and breadth of his language skills Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "President Bush Speaks to the TaxRelief Coalition, U.S. Chamber of Commerce," May 6, 2003

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"God must love the rich or he wouldn't divide so much among so few of them."
— H. L. Mencken

Snapple Facts
#165 Panama is the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise.

Yo Mama ...
is so flat she's jealous of the wall!

One Liners
Q: What do you get when you cross 1,000 government workers with 1,000 lesbians?
A: 2,000 people that don't do dick!

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8 A Variety Of Eagles 4.61
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10 This Is Heaven 4.59


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Goofball Facts
A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.