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"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."Source: ABC News Transcripts, "President Bush and First Lady Bush '20/20' Year-End Interview," Dec. 13, 2002
 
 

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They aren't able to enforce it very well. Just LOOK ...
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Soaking Wet Toe
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Published : 08.31.2010

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Wank Winner
Immediately after winning the Won Ton Wank Contest ...
Published : 08.29.2010

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She sleeps alone these days ...
Published : 08.27.2010

Rate: 3.73
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Woo Wooo
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Geico Unmasked
The Geico ad that got away ...
Published : 08.22.2010

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No Smoking Allowed In This Restaurant
They don't enforce it very well . . . Just look at ...
Published : 08.20.2010

Rate: 3.73
Incentive
Due to the rising cost of gasoline some stations are ...
Published : 08.19.2010

Rate: 3.58
You'll Like This Feature
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Published : 08.17.2010

Rate: 3.73
Show Us What You Want
I have something that looks similiar ...
Published : 08.15.2010

Rate: 4.00
New Redneck Bra
The duct tape model failed. Friction tape gives a ...
Published : 08.13.2010

Rate: 4.00
Tiger Love
Some people just don't realise what wild animals can ...
Published : 08.11.2010

Rate: 4.36
Szopnek
Anybody know what Szopnek means? I know nice nipples ...
Published : 08.09.2010

Rate: 3.46
The Sinning Nun
Better this than an altar boy ...
Published : 08.07.2010

Rate: 2.88
A Formal Apology
Look honey, I even baked you one of those big cookies. ...
Published : 08.05.2010

Rate: 3.73
Handy Mandy
I love Mandy, all she does is f*ck and s*ck ...
Published : 08.03.2010

Rate: 2.43
Priceless Frisbee
I wonder if the cops will stop on the way to the police ...
Published : 07.31.2010

Rate: 3.50
Spring Fashions
Where would you wear this? ...
Published : 07.29.2010

Rate: 3.73
Sony Infrared Cameras
There were 10 of these photos so I put them in a slide ...
Format: Microsoft Powerpoint
Published : 07.27.2010

Rate: 3.91
A Blond Trains Her Dog!
But I doubt if he can get his little leg quite that ...
Published : 07.25.2010

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Nude Balancing Act
She's been trying to keep her balance ever since she ...
Published : 07.23.2010

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Another Kodak Moment
Man, I'd like to get this whole roll developed ...
Published : 07.21.2010

Rate: 4.00
Tit Bubble
Yes, I'll have your nipple under glass and a Budweiser ...
Published : 07.19.2010

Rate: 3.83
Tickle Me Elmo
Watch out Big Bird, you're next ...
Published : 07.17.2010

Rate: 4.00
About This Size
I have just the size for that. ...
Published : 07.15.2010

Rate: 3.73
Snake Bite
OMG, stand aside, I've got to suck that poison out. ...
Published : 07.13.2010

Rate: 3.31
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I didn't see a price tag ...
Published : 07.11.2010

Rate: 3.14

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