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I Can Just Hear It Now!
Do these shoes make me look fat? ...
Published : 05.15.2008

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The First Sign Of Spring
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Published : 05.14.2008

Rate: 3.94
Looks Like Their Having A Blond Moment
None Of Them Remembered To Wear Cloths ...
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Published : 05.13.2008

Rate: 2.65
Another Senseless Hanging
I wonder what it did to deserve such a fate! ...
Published : 05.12.2008

Rate: 4.00
Butterflies Are Wonderful
I think I will start collecting them ...
Published : 05.11.2008

Rate: 3.73
Anyone Seen My Watch?
I think she may be hiding something judging by the ...
Published : 05.10.2008

Rate: 4.00
Blind Date
Be very careful when your date drinks you under the ...
Published : 05.09.2008

Rate: 3.43
Hot Grapefruit Woman
Or is she putting cold fruit on it to put out the ...
Published : 05.08.2008

Rate: 2.21
The New Napa Bra
200 mile an hour tape? (Nascar term) ...
Published : 05.07.2008

Rate: 3.13
Teddy Bear Lovin?
Or just plain desperation? ...
Published : 05.06.2008

Rate: 3.73
Be Prepared!!
Warning! It is grizzly ...
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Published : 05.05.2008

Rate: 3.05
I've Heard The Saying Pinch A Loaf But Never...
Stuff a loaf? ...
Published : 05.04.2008

Rate: 3.43
Ring The Doorbell
Push the button enough and you may even get permission ...
Published : 05.03.2008

Rate: 3.54
She's Angry...
...and about to bite his head off! ...
Published : 05.02.2008

Rate: 3.43
Brazillian Thong
Im a bit confused by this photo, can anyone point ...
Published : 04.28.2008

Rate: 3.83
Belated Happy St. Patrick's Day
If saints looked like this I would be a firm believer ...
Published : 04.27.2008

Rate: 2.58
Redneck Bath?
My guess is she is conserving water or its one of ...
Published : 04.26.2008

Rate: 3.62
Would You Consider This Perfection?
And if your conclusion is "no" I assume you didn't ...
Published : 04.25.2008

Rate: 3.95
Bike Rider
Most men will get this right! Q:You are driving ...
Published : 04.24.2008

Rate: 2.67
Einstein's Other Theory
August 19 was Einstein's birthday. He would have ...
Published : 04.23.2008

Rate: 2.91
Cig Holder
New product for the ladies ...
Published : 04.22.2008

Rate: 2.76
Next Time You Play Tennis
you might want to join me at my local club where there's ...
Published : 04.21.2008

Rate: 3.50
Darn Cell Phones!
One of my pet peeves is the almost constant use of ...
Published : 04.20.2008

Rate: 3.29
Table On Ebay
How can you tell this table is being sold by a man? And ...
Published : 04.19.2008

Rate: 3.31
Kodak Moments
Gone wrong ...
Published : 04.18.2008

Rate: 3.36
Party Time
Boobs and beads? Looks like ...
Published : 04.12.2008

Rate: 3.73
Swords and Tequila
This chick just isn't satisfied unless she has a shooter ...
Published : 04.11.2008

Rate: 2.31
Best Vehicular Anti-theft System
We're pretty sure ...
Published : 04.10.2008

Rate: 3.00
Tennis anyone?
I see several hands raised. Come forward ...
Published : 04.09.2008

Rate: 4.24
Minature gang bang
Are you guys sure there's enough to ...
Published : 04.08.2008

Rate: 3.50

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