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	"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003

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	"I have an answering machine in my car. It says "I'm home now. But leave amessage and I'll call when I'm out."" — Steven Wright, Comedian

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	#215 Tennessee banned the use of a lasso to catch fish.

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	Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

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Poll Results   Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November? John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war Hulk Hogan Ralph Nader Mickey Mouse Ashley Dupre Ron Paul Who cares, it's been fixed in advance anyway 977 Responses   Submit A Question

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	At McDonalds in New Zealand, they serve apricot pies instead of cherry ones.