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	George W. Bush
	"It's important for [the United Nations'] words to mean what they say, andas we head into the 21st century, Mark, when it comes to our security, wereally don't need anybody's permission."—Bush, during a press conference in 2003 (in the 21st century) Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George Bush Discusses Iraq inNational Press Conference," March 6, 2003

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	"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play." — Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record. (1992)

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	#152 In 1985, the fastest bicyclist was clocked at 154 mph.

	Yo Mama ...
	is so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

	One Liners
	Q: What do you call the blonde corpse in your attic? A: 1995 hide-and-seek champion!

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	Classic Goofs
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Poll Results   Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November? John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war Hulk Hogan Ralph Nader Mickey Mouse Ashley Dupre Ron Paul Who cares, it's been fixed in advance anyway 361 Responses   Submit A Question

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	The common goldfish is the only animal that can see both infra-red and ultra-violet light.