"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
"First of all, it's all the way on the other side of the field." David Justice on the difference between playing right and left field
#25 The only food that does not spoil is honey.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, They used her for a trampoline at the Olympics!
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes.
March 11, 2014
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