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	"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003

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	"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is nherently of no value to us." —Western Union internal memo, 1876

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	Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A. They both look out their window and see Rubble.

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	If the Spaceship Earth ride at EPCOT was a golfball, to be the proportional size to hit it, you'd be two miles tall.