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George W. Bush
 
"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose, "You disarm, or we will.'" —Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at a Sununu for Senate Fundraiser," Oct. 5, 2002
 
 

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"Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier... I thoughtI'd put them in the same room and let them duke it out."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#198 The US is the largest country names after an actual person (Amerigo Vespucci).
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it-we're closed.
 
 



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