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	"And, most importantly, Alma Powell, secretary of Colin Powell, is with us." —Bush, introducing Alma Powell, wife of Secretary of State Colin Powell Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush on FirstAnniversary of the USA Freedom Corps," Jan. 30, 2003

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	#192 Jupiter spins so fast that there is a new sunrise nearly every ten hours.

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	Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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	Telly Savalas and Louis Armstrong died on their birthdays.