"The fact that he relies on facts...says things that are not factual...are going to undermine his campaign."-New York Times, March 4, 2000
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"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." — Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/11/89
Snapple Facts
#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
One Liners
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: A bingo machine.
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