"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." - Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001 (Thanks to Rachael Contorer.)
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"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my #%@# clothes." — Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker
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is so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
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