"Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things.. Anti-immigrant, for example. And we're not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. We're a party that welcomes people."-campaigning in Cleveland, July 1, 2000
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I heard that Monica Lewinsky is becoming a Republican. She says that the Democrats left a bad taste, in her mouth!
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