"It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
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"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." — Mae West
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... is so fat, When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
One Liners
Q: What is rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet inside, starts with a 'c' ends with a 't', and has a 'u' and an 'n' in it? A: A Coconut!
