"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."-In Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000
Random Quote
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." — Vice President Dan Quayle, 11/30/88
Snapple Facts
#94 Lizards communicate by doing push-ups.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
